British humor . . .
Two lawyers walk into a pub. They order a couple of drinks and take their sandwiches out of their briefcases and then they begin to eat them.
Seeing this, the angry publican exclaims, “Excuse me, but you can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!”
The two lawyers look at each other, shrug their shoulders, and then exchange sandwiches
What do you call an Australian visiting England on vacation?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call a Dollar Store in England?
Pound Town.
Why is it that England football players can’t have dogs?
Because they can’t hold on to a lead.
I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.